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BOOTY CALLS : The most Incoming Campus calls.

Gracey Eunice
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Booty Calls; The most  Campus Incoming calls.

If you’ve never had a booty call then you definately must have heard it from someone else if not your room mate,but if you still haven’t then hear it from me.Some don’t even get to understand that it’s a booty call until they are out of bed looking for their pants strewn all over the floor and it just hits them;’this actually what the call was about.’

You’re in your room chilling,nothing much to do especially if it’s a weekend without a school event or an entertainment and you’re bundled up in your place when that text or call incomes or It’s late at night, you’ve finally finished everything you wanted to do in one day and you’re finally letting yourself get to bed. The phone is charging on your night table, everything else is off and suddenly there’s a vibration from your phone.

It’s a text message or a call and you aint sure what it’s all about but You’re still up so you look at the message that asks something as harmless as, “hey, what are you up to?” You honestly answer that you’re just about to get to bed and they ask if you want to come over instead. “Unaeza come Over,nina Series ingine hapa kali tunaeza watch”.

WHAM! You’ve been booty called.

The booty call comes in many different shapes and sizes and can be sneaky and in Campus the booty call is an around-the-clock threat.Sometimes college just hits you really fucking hard. Four of your professors decide it’s a great week for exams and the other two are shoving group projects and papers down your throat. All that stress can seriously build up. Best way to release it? Casual, no-strings-attached, on-demand sex. No need for wining and dining or discussing each other’s day–just relaxing, mindless sex.At campus,many want to just get laid  without any commitments, which makes it handy to have a number or two in your phone strictly for when you need a little late night lovin’..

In campus,booty calls are most preferred because they come with Less pressure than having a serious relationship.This is because in college  you’re not only there to get your Degree but to get an education, figure things out, and manage countless clubs and extracurricular activities. Not to mention a kick-ass group of friends to devote your attention to.

Put your hands up for those few campusers who manage to last their relationships beyond the 3 months limit. Those few, probably 1% are our true heroes.The truth is,the thrill of new pusy is incomparable to anything else nowadays. Unlike those stuck to one partner,most campus youth get to taste it all, the big and thick, the hairy and shaven and so booty calls are the most incoming calls in campus.

Don’t get it twisted,most campus guys are still being funded by their parents:fees,upkeep and even pocket money,so how do they get to commit to a person who wants supper in five star hotel,expensive wine,often dates and a good treat? Booty-calls works much easier in such situations.With the booty-calls and one night stands,campus men ar saving money and time. You don’t have to worry about remembering someone’s birthday and getting them a gift. You don’t have to worry about which flowers to pick her on Valentines. You already have people who give you sex without bargaining for it with favours as most people do in relationships and so they’d rather stick onto a booty-call than get into anything serious.

Sex is no longer the taboo and questionable act that was and many parents would shadder in shock to learn that their sons banged the same number that took them an entire lifetime in just a month! or that their children have had more sex than what their parents will ever have.Isn’t that something parent will kill for?

well,our grandfathers say “foolish youths,who bewitched you?” our generation says “Arise oh arise unto the generation of one night stands, booty calls and mini-relationships.”

Maybe on a lighter  note,if Booty-calls is the new trend,would there even be marriages in the next generation? I mean,if there will be another generation.

 

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Gracey Eunice

Gracey Eunice

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